My biology professor's one chemistry-related joke:

Two hydrogen atoms are walking down a street. One of them stops and says, "I think I just dropped an electron!" The other one queries, "Are you sure?"

"Yes!" the first responds. "I'm positive!"

Yuk Yuk. Made me laugh. =D

That's all.

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1. Anonymous on February 3, 2008 at 8:24 PM

   I've heard the joke before, but where's the title come from?

    
2. Martha on February 3, 2008 at 9:37 PM

   It made Eric laugh, too.