"Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling."
...where did she get that?
...oh.
It crawled down her arm, back into the depths whence it came.
Yeah, those dishes are getting pretty clean! (Note the fabulous bedhead 'do).
Going for a record. Or something.
Caught in mid-pop!
"For the record, I've been this way the whole time...the other photos are just...cleverly photoshopped."
(Title selected because if they made colored pencils long enough to draw on the ceiling from one's bed, this little goofball would buy out every store in town.)